Elephant Garlic Stew

1 Elephant
Brown Gravy
Salt and pepper to taste
2 Rabbits
3800 Garlic Bulbs

Cut Elephant into bite-size pieces (this will take about 4 months).

Cook over kerosene at 525° until tender (about 5 months). Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravy. This will serve 3,800 people.

If more are expected, add 2 rabbits. Do this if only absolutely
necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

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